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I make sexist satire that is supposed to be offensive to literally everybody. This is a hobby, protecting people’s lives without police intervention is my job.

Ekaf Eman @Punished-cueball

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Artist, bodyguard

Joined on 1/30/21

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I love my new job.

Posted by Punished-cueball - July 26th, 2021


Being blue balled by clientele in slutty outfits is great. Not joking, I'm fine with servicing.


Good noose is that I won't have to go postal. My last job finally gave me the $1000+ they owed me. So I was able to eat at last. Getting some other cool stuff besides pen tips.


A fire pit for warmth and heating water


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Chainmail armor and a metal helm.


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Something that makes knives safe to grab


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Pest proof bed


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A six shot repeating pistol crossbow for when I'm hungry for roasted Rabbit.

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Private Bathroom


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Shower


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Shit pot


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Non electric washing machine.

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And a nice roof over all of it


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Some candles, lanterns, shelves, and storage totes too of course.


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Once that's all here imma draw this national socialist bull dyke doing some sinful things.


Till then brothers and sisters.


Be blessed.


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