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I make sexist satire that is supposed to be offensive to literally everybody. This is a hobby, my real dream is to own a food truck/RV and tailgate my whole life.

Ekaf Eman @Punished-cueball

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livin in the stix.

Posted by Punished-cueball - 1 month ago


On my way down the drivway to take out the trash. I saw a racoon. running up until it spotted me and then hid. heard more rustling in the brush and decided to investigate. I found an alligator snapping turtle. the thing had huge claws and and it's tail looked like godzilla's. It felt like a good idea to poke at it. Thank god i have reflexes like a cat. Cuz the fucker almost bit off my hand!


NOTE: when fucking around with snapping turtles. the can extend their necks at you like a snake. at most i would guess 2 feet.


all while just walking down my drive way.


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