So I bought new gloves. If I fall off my bike there won't be an issue.

I'm loving these.

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I got bored so I made a pipe. It sucks, but it works. Next time I am going to try a different design one that relies on less pipe knots.

But hey, now I know that I can make them.

I am a dumbass who accidentally sent over $2000 in Amazon orders to a place I used to work at...

dentures are cool!

Teeth have been the biggest killer of humans. Literally rotting in our mouths. To prevent this we’ve increased our dental hygiene and continue to find ways to increase it. Our teeth will eventually get damaged, chipped or rot away. Why not go mental with this? Imagine being able to switch between flat grinding teeth for heavy plant consumption. Or sharp pointy teeth for meats. You could even have vibrating rubber like teeth for amazing oral sex. If they get damaged just replace them. No longer worrying over a permanent set.

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[Input misandry here.]

going to use this as a means to hint at what the next drawing will be about.

someone was trying to restrain me and I told them “let go or I’ll bite your hand.”

i then woke up because I was trying to bite my own hand.